My wife has a real knack for finding weird stuff on the Internet. And when she comes across a really good one, she sends it to me — letting some white trash lunatic or whatever punch a hole in my workday. Something I welcome with open arms.
So I thought: why not preserve these things someplace where other folks can enjoy them?
And, well, here we are. C'mon in.
Friday, June 27, 2008
Thursday, March 20, 2008
The Strange & Terrible Saga of Bob Stanley, Part 5
Bob Stanley drives a white Ford F-150 pickup truck and washes windows for a living. He and his "gang" follow this Christian guy back and forth between Florida and North Carolina, tormenting him in the middle of the night.
Slowly we paint a picture.
This appeared on Craiglist in Orlando, posted 3/16.
"60 ft high !he is still evil ! bob god was looking down on you"
bob stanley, do you think being high above the street god is not looking !
do you question his authority ?
* Location: cleaning windows
Slowly we paint a picture.
This appeared on Craiglist in Orlando, posted 3/16.
"60 ft high !he is still evil ! bob god was looking down on you"
bob stanley, do you think being high above the street god is not looking !
do you question his authority ?
* Location: cleaning windows
Friday, March 14, 2008
The Strange & Terrible Saga of Bob Stanley, Part 4
Another one, the third today. The Gilligan and Ginger thing I don't get.
"BOB STANLEY HAS BEEN HERE 1 MONTH, gilligan & ginger?"
I WILL TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT BOB STANLEY ,
BACKSTABBING HOME WRECKER, LOW LIFE SCUM, bob stanley, he had a good wife, and kids, my prayers go out to you! he got his old friends cutting grass and KILLING christianity again ! I BET ! YARD TRASH, COMES BEHIND YOUR BACK TO RUIN YOUR FAMILY LIFE,
NOT A CHRISTIAN, BUT EVIL, IN MY OPINION SORRY FATHER !
I FEEL FOR HIS UNCHEATING WIFE, and those little children !with a sorry dad!
MAKE HIM LEAVE FLORIDA ! QUIT STALKING A HONEST AMERICAN FAMILY MAN ,
STALKING IS AGAINST THE LAW, HIM AND HIS EVIL PEOPLE ! I KNOW THE ONES!
MAKE THEM LEAVE FLORIDA, OR EVERYONE WILL KNOW HERE WHERE THEY ARE WHAT THEY DO! I WILL PUBLISH A NEWSPAPER ON EVIL PEOPLE !
* Location: MAKE HIM LEAVE FLORIDA NOW
"BOB STANLEY HAS BEEN HERE 1 MONTH, gilligan & ginger?"
I WILL TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT BOB STANLEY ,
BACKSTABBING HOME WRECKER, LOW LIFE SCUM, bob stanley, he had a good wife, and kids, my prayers go out to you! he got his old friends cutting grass and KILLING christianity again ! I BET ! YARD TRASH, COMES BEHIND YOUR BACK TO RUIN YOUR FAMILY LIFE,
NOT A CHRISTIAN, BUT EVIL, IN MY OPINION SORRY FATHER !
I FEEL FOR HIS UNCHEATING WIFE, and those little children !with a sorry dad!
MAKE HIM LEAVE FLORIDA ! QUIT STALKING A HONEST AMERICAN FAMILY MAN ,
STALKING IS AGAINST THE LAW, HIM AND HIS EVIL PEOPLE ! I KNOW THE ONES!
MAKE THEM LEAVE FLORIDA, OR EVERYONE WILL KNOW HERE WHERE THEY ARE WHAT THEY DO! I WILL PUBLISH A NEWSPAPER ON EVIL PEOPLE !
* Location: MAKE HIM LEAVE FLORIDA NOW
The Strange & Terrible Saga of Bob Stanley, Part 3
Again from Craigslist. Note the location, Sanford NC. About an hour from here.
"BOB STANLEY , IS TRYING TO DESTROY A CHRISTIAN MAN !"
I AM A CHRISTIAN WITH SOME EVIL MAN HAUNTING BY MY DOOR AT NIGHT AND COMING OUT ON MY JOBS IN HIS OLD BLACK FORD , ON BACK, I BELIEVE THE DEVIL HAS COME INTO THIS EVIL BEING,
HE ALSO HAS SOME OLD LOOKING HAGS DISTRIBUTING HIS EVIL, HE CUTS GRASS IN FLORIDA, AND THIS PROVES !
THAT NOT A STONE SHALL COVER WHAT THE GOOD LORD WANTS TO BE KNOWN !
NOW THE FIRST TIME WE BUCKED WAS UP IN NC, BUT THAT FIRST TIME WAS A HONEST MISTAKE SO WE HAD TO LET IT GO, BUT NOW IT'S INTENTIONAL STALKING,
I HOPE HE REALIZES THAT THE LORD IS WATCHING, AND HE IS NO MATCH FOR WHAT GOD CREATED ! HE HAS STRETCHED OUT HIS HAND TO TOUCH HIM AND HE STILL DOES NOT BELIEVE !
WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR A EVIL SERPENT TO LEAVE THIS EARTH !
IF ANY CHRISTIANS COULS HELP ON THIS MATTER, EXORCISM, FATHER GIVING HIM A GOOD YOU WHAT, I JUST DONT KNOW ? WHERE DOES HIS DESTINY LIE !
ONLY GOD KNOWS !
* Location: SANFORD GETTING HIS TRUCK OUT OF AMOCO
"BOB STANLEY , IS TRYING TO DESTROY A CHRISTIAN MAN !"
I AM A CHRISTIAN WITH SOME EVIL MAN HAUNTING BY MY DOOR AT NIGHT AND COMING OUT ON MY JOBS IN HIS OLD BLACK FORD , ON BACK, I BELIEVE THE DEVIL HAS COME INTO THIS EVIL BEING,
HE ALSO HAS SOME OLD LOOKING HAGS DISTRIBUTING HIS EVIL, HE CUTS GRASS IN FLORIDA, AND THIS PROVES !
THAT NOT A STONE SHALL COVER WHAT THE GOOD LORD WANTS TO BE KNOWN !
NOW THE FIRST TIME WE BUCKED WAS UP IN NC, BUT THAT FIRST TIME WAS A HONEST MISTAKE SO WE HAD TO LET IT GO, BUT NOW IT'S INTENTIONAL STALKING,
I HOPE HE REALIZES THAT THE LORD IS WATCHING, AND HE IS NO MATCH FOR WHAT GOD CREATED ! HE HAS STRETCHED OUT HIS HAND TO TOUCH HIM AND HE STILL DOES NOT BELIEVE !
WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR A EVIL SERPENT TO LEAVE THIS EARTH !
IF ANY CHRISTIANS COULS HELP ON THIS MATTER, EXORCISM, FATHER GIVING HIM A GOOD YOU WHAT, I JUST DONT KNOW ? WHERE DOES HIS DESTINY LIE !
ONLY GOD KNOWS !
* Location: SANFORD GETTING HIS TRUCK OUT OF AMOCO
The Strange & Terrible Saga of Bob Stanley, Part 2
From Craigslist again. Note that we've gone from all caps to all lowercase.
"BOB STANLEY IS LOST AGAIN, , CAN SOMEBODY GET THIS TRASH,"
would somebody get this piece of trash away from my home at night, he has the tendacy to follow a good man and and try and imitate his life,
he has followed me to florida this has to end !
he allready twice has followed me to virginia and now to florida,
where are his kids ?, his wife ? why does evil trash come out at night?
he drives alot of vehicles allways changing his ride so nobody will catch him .
he and his drug gang have it in for honest christian people, he works at night doing parking lots and ruining peoples lives, but his day will come!
so white trash bob stanley it is on the internet, that you are tresspassing and are a danger, i fear for my life from someone that comes to your home at night.
be a man you piece of crap with a daddy doctor ! come during the day, when i am home.
"BOB STANLEY IS LOST AGAIN, , CAN SOMEBODY GET THIS TRASH,"
would somebody get this piece of trash away from my home at night, he has the tendacy to follow a good man and and try and imitate his life,
he has followed me to florida this has to end !
he allready twice has followed me to virginia and now to florida,
where are his kids ?, his wife ? why does evil trash come out at night?
he drives alot of vehicles allways changing his ride so nobody will catch him .
he and his drug gang have it in for honest christian people, he works at night doing parking lots and ruining peoples lives, but his day will come!
so white trash bob stanley it is on the internet, that you are tresspassing and are a danger, i fear for my life from someone that comes to your home at night.
be a man you piece of crap with a daddy doctor ! come during the day, when i am home.
The Strange & Terrible Saga of Bob Stanley, Part 1
Jennifer discovered this series of postings on Craigslist today. Strange things are obviously afoot on our East Coast.
"BOB STANLEY IS LOST AGAIN, HE' S ASKING AND PROVOKING TROUBLE"
PLEASE SOMEONE STOP THIS EVIL PERSON AND HIS GANG, FOR RUINING PEOPLES LIVES.
HE HAS CHOOSEN TO WORK HIS EVIL WAYS AT NIGHT, COMES TO YOUR HOUSE !
WHEN GOOD PEOPLE SLEEP ! HIS WIFE AND KIDS ARE THE ONLY ONES HURT FROM HIS EVIL!
HE IS A SORRY INDIVIDUAL, I WON'T CALL HIM HUMAN, HE DOES NOT LIVE BY A HUMAN STANDARD ! HE HAS FOLLOWED ME TO LK MARY WHERE HE HAS SEEKED REVENGE FOR ME TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT WHITE TRASH WITH MONEY. HE IS GOING TO HELL FOR HIS WAYS.TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS , OLD CHEVY TRUCK , HIS EXT CAB CHEVY WITH LADDER RACK,THE F-150 WHITE TRUCK, HIS SMALL CHEVY THAT HE BOUGHT FROM ME WHILE IN VIRGINIA,
WHAT A LOW LIFE TO FOLLOW A GOOD MAN AND TRY TO IMITATE HIS LIFE !
HE HAS TO BUY WOMENS TIME AND PLEASURE, HOW LOW A LIFE CAN YOU BE !
HIS FAMILY NEEDS TO COME AND GET HIM, HE HAS FOLLOWED ME TO VIRGINIA AND NOW TO FLORIDA, IS HE STALKING ME? I FEEL VERY THREATENED !I HOPE HE DOES NOT COME TOWARD ME! OR MY HOME AT NIGHT , IF HE KNOWS WHAT IS GOOD FOR HIM, WHAT ABOUT THOSE KIDS THAT HE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT ! WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT!
* Location: ORLANDO FLORIDA. LK MARY
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
"BOB STANLEY IS LOST AGAIN, HE' S ASKING AND PROVOKING TROUBLE"
PLEASE SOMEONE STOP THIS EVIL PERSON AND HIS GANG, FOR RUINING PEOPLES LIVES.
HE HAS CHOOSEN TO WORK HIS EVIL WAYS AT NIGHT, COMES TO YOUR HOUSE !
WHEN GOOD PEOPLE SLEEP ! HIS WIFE AND KIDS ARE THE ONLY ONES HURT FROM HIS EVIL!
HE IS A SORRY INDIVIDUAL, I WON'T CALL HIM HUMAN, HE DOES NOT LIVE BY A HUMAN STANDARD ! HE HAS FOLLOWED ME TO LK MARY WHERE HE HAS SEEKED REVENGE FOR ME TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT WHITE TRASH WITH MONEY. HE IS GOING TO HELL FOR HIS WAYS.TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS , OLD CHEVY TRUCK , HIS EXT CAB CHEVY WITH LADDER RACK,THE F-150 WHITE TRUCK, HIS SMALL CHEVY THAT HE BOUGHT FROM ME WHILE IN VIRGINIA,
WHAT A LOW LIFE TO FOLLOW A GOOD MAN AND TRY TO IMITATE HIS LIFE !
HE HAS TO BUY WOMENS TIME AND PLEASURE, HOW LOW A LIFE CAN YOU BE !
HIS FAMILY NEEDS TO COME AND GET HIM, HE HAS FOLLOWED ME TO VIRGINIA AND NOW TO FLORIDA, IS HE STALKING ME? I FEEL VERY THREATENED !I HOPE HE DOES NOT COME TOWARD ME! OR MY HOME AT NIGHT , IF HE KNOWS WHAT IS GOOD FOR HIM, WHAT ABOUT THOSE KIDS THAT HE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT ! WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT!
* Location: ORLANDO FLORIDA. LK MARY
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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